Lost my driver’s license over the weekend.
Decided that in between 4 hours of teaching and rehearsing this morning and 3.5 hours of teaching this afternoon I would try to replace it online.
Went to the Secretary of State’s website, found this:
Oh, happy day! As I am a U.S. citizen, have a valid Social Security number, and my license has not expired or been cancelled, and is not “enhanced” (whateverthatmeans), so this should be no problem. Maybe I won’t have to try to squeeze in a trip to the DMV in a week during which I am working something like 60 hours.
So I click on the “ExpressSOS” link, and get this:
Do you suppose they’re being ironic?
They don’t actually expect that I’ve written this number down somewhere, do they?