Reading the instructions that came with the washing machine, trying to determine if I can wash our queen-size down comforter in it without ruining it. Found this on the “troubleshooting” page:
Problem: Washer will not start.
Possible Cause: Washer door not closed completely.
Solution: Close washer door.
What could happen when your sports event accepts corporate sponsorship:
You don’t suppose they mean?
Maybe more like something like this:
There’s even a water hazard.
(Actually, this isn’t really funny. If you click on the picture above it will take you to a National Geographic webpage that shows some of the horrific things we are doing to this planet. Please do what you can to stop it, including avoiding plastic bags whenever possible, recycling EVERYTHING, and using a refillable water bottle instead of buying water bottles at the store.)
Heard on Prairie Home Companion:
This year’s Republican primaries have come down to the Mormon and the Polygamist.
Today’s soup: Beef Chili
In a large pot, sauté one large coarsely chopped onion and 4 cloves minced garlic.
Add 1 lb of stew meat, with the chunks sliced into thin strips. Brown.
Add 1 diced red pepper, 3 dried cayenne and/or chili’s snipped, 1 T. chili powder, 1 T. cumin, and/or 1 T. Southwest Seasoning. Stir until spices release their fragrance.
Add 2. large cans petite diced tomatoes, and 1 can each canned kidney and black beans.
Cover, lower heat, and simmer for however long you want.
About 15 minutes before you want to serve, add 1-2 c. frozen corn.
Serve with grated cheese, sour cream or yogurt, and taco chips on the side.