Which of the below are we expected to give a flying f@#$ about?
Michael Jackson’s doctor found guilty
Tintin movie to make North American debut in Quebec
Vanessa Redgrave to have Academy tribute
Bieber to take paternity test
Paul Haggis to chair Canadian Film Centre programs
Lady Gaga tops MTV Europe awards
China artist Ai Weiwei receives $800K in donations*
Canadian pays $31K for John Lennon tooth
Lohan checks in and out of LA jail
What a surreal world we live in, don’t you think?
(My various influences were stifled here:
What a surreal world we live in, don’t’ya’know?
What a surreal world we live in, eh?
What a surreal world we live in, what?
Bonus points if you can assign appropriate locations for each of the above.)
Wow, it’s been a long week and it’s only Monday.
Not a good sign.
*Not to influence anyone, but I vote for Weiwei. Anybody know where I can send a fiver?