Nowhere on the internets has a selection of absolutely hideous pants quite like shopbop.
I don’t know how they do it.
Here’s a snippet. (You might want to shield your eyes.)
Oh, it burns.
I like to go there every once in a while just so I can feel better about the crap hanging in my closet.
They seem to hit about 50/50 on the dresses, alternating between average, stunning, and whatweretheythinking?
To whit, and which I rank:
Quite stunning Beautiful To-ga To-ga, Ugh. . . Hmmm. . .maybe?
I can’t help but wonder if they’re actually trying to sell clothes, or just posting random styles for our confusion and/or amusement.
Then there’s the maternity clothes page, modeled by a) women who are clearly not pregnant and b) badly misshapen men.
And let’s not forget
anorexia corner the swimwear.
Now I’m just sad.