Republican candidates for 2012: Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest

I already quoted Mitt Romney, with the “Corporations are People Too,” but there’s also “I’m also unemployed.”

Except his net worth is estimated to be between $190 and $250 million. I have a feeling that this is not the case for the majority of the people he was addressing at the time.

Then there’s Mike Huckabee and  “Americans should be indoctrinated at gunpoint.”

I might be wrong, but it seems like that might violate several of our civil rights.

Ron Paul would have voted against the civil rights act, and Rick Perry “sleeps well at night” despite the fact that at least one of the more than 240 people executed on death row under his watch was probably innocent.

Bachman has too many to list here, so click here for a list and the explanations.

And then we have Sarah. Ah, Sarah. Where have you been? I must admit I’m a little less angry at the world all the time now that I’m not hearing your whiny, nasally voice on the radio on a daily basis. But you have also failed to provide me, or Tina Fey, with any material for, is it possible?, months now!

We’ll just use this then: “Lipstick.”

3 Responses to “Republican candidates for 2012: Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest”

  1. 1 Raven
    September 15, 2011 at 11:39 am

    I was thinking about Palin’s absence for a while as well, and recalled that in February, there was a campaign on Facebook to not mention her for a week anywhere online. Somehow that seemed to stretch out longer than a week, and I haven’t heard much from her or about her since. I like it that way.

  2. September 15, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    The scary thing is that the strategy might be for SP to come waltzing in as the voice of “reason” after all the Bachmanns and Huckabees have scared the hell out of everyone.

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