14
Apr
11

why me?

My blog server, wordpress.com, provides me with a dashboard which allows me to see how many views my blog has had each day, whether a certain post been “shared” or not, etc. It also includes a list of search terms which people used that led them to click on my blog. The top four on the list from yesterday are:

Family sex     6

Beach sex     5

Naked at beach     3

Sex on beach   2

Okay, first of all, is this really the best use of your time, and your internet connection? Why don’t you use your hard-earned free time in a more noble pursuit, like taking up origami or learning to speak Mandarin Chinese or something? Don’t you have a closet that needs to be cleaned out? A yard to rake? Something?

And secondly, why do these terms lead to my blog? I have one picture of 2 nude people playing Scrabble on a beach. I can’t decide if I should save you time by providing the link to it so all you voyeurs out there can get right to it and get on to something more productive, or if I should withhold it to encourage you to spend more time on my blog.

Gack!

 

 

 

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5 Responses to “why me?”


  1. April 14, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    And really what is “family sex” ?! People are just gross.

  2. April 15, 2011 at 6:41 am

    On my dashboard I have the part about “views”, but not the list of search terms. Where do you see that? Because what you said just gave me an explanation about how some random guy found my post about “The Rules of Porn” — he must have searched “sex”. He only commented on that one post, then I never heard from him again, and I was sure he was really only interested in talking about sex (the tone of his comment led me to believe). Funny! I wish I knew how to find out what search terms people use. This is great info!

  3. April 15, 2011 at 6:43 am

    I think I found it — it’s under “Site Stats”!

  4. April 15, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Tell me about it! I wrote a post C is for C*nt and my stats jumped, even higher when I suggested extra large condoms might work better than rubber gloves over my cast so I can wash dishes! Thne I heard about panties…ha ha ha. What a joke!


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