On my way to bed last night I fetched my phone from wherever I had left it and noticed I had 2 text messages, one from each son, each away at their respective colleges.
Guess which is from “First” and which is “Second”
Text message A: How do you make those baked home fries so delicious?
Text message B: Guess who has ibs?
I’d offer a prize for the winner, but it’s a) just too obvious and b) I’m broke.
Ah, parenthood. Who knew it would be this much fun?