which woman is prettier?

A)

or B)

 

I don’t get it. I even kind of get the dramatic makeup, but why wear a nylon wig when you have hair like that? Is she trying to be unrecognizable when she goes out in public?

In a related (who gives a flying hmhmm) story, the page on the Harper’s website that bore the first picture included this link: Khloe Kardashian: All of Kim’s Fat Goes to Her Ass!

This was apparently revealed on David Letterman, at which point Kim replies that she works out a lot … but finds the nuts on NY street corners irresistible; by which I assume she doesn’t mean this guy:*

*Please don’t be offended. I’m not, by any means, making fun of this poor man, but of Kim. Why is anyone even wasting their time talking to these women?

 

 

Lady Gaga: a.k.a. what just happened?

For reasons not to be disclosed here, I just watched a video of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance on YouTube.

I’m not sure what just happened, but I’m pretty sure that some natural laws have been violated. While it’s impressive that she can actually move in those heels without causing permanent and severe skeletal or muscular damage, and I’m mildly curious about the shaving/waxing/electrolysis procedures that must have been involved, something must be done.

And now the song is stuck in my head. Sheesh.

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*Disclaimer: I am posting the video for the convenience of those of you who are unable to resist watching it; I am neither encouraging nor condoning said viewing. Please proceed with caution.