This bag is not a toy

Is it possible that there are still people on the planet who don’t know this and routinely pass these on to Junior to go off and play with?

Must be, because we also have things like:

and:

Now I realize that everyone’s just protecting themselves against lawsuits, because apparently we are the dumbest species alive and completely unable to take responsibility for our own idiocy.

It’s a wonder we’ve survived this long.