. . has Sarah gone?
Does anybody know?
I’d like to be happy about the apparent dearth of Sarah sightings, but I can’t help but feel some kind of dread, like she’s just hiding around a corner somewhere waiting to make some dramatic, whiny, incoherent reappearance.
Oh, and I left off vapid. How could I forget vapid?




According to reports in our papers, she is not running. Good news.
Sarah who?
Hahahahahahahahaha …. Oh, I think I just hurt myself!
DS