My blog server, wordpress.com, provides me with a dashboard which allows me to see how many views my blog has had each day, whether a certain post been “shared” or not, etc. It also includes a list of search terms which people used that led them to click on my blog. The top four on the list from yesterday are:
Family sex 6
Beach sex 5
Naked at beach 3
Sex on beach 2
Okay, first of all, is this really the best use of your time, and your internet connection? Why don’t you use your hard-earned free time in a more noble pursuit, like taking up origami or learning to speak Mandarin Chinese or something? Don’t you have a closet that needs to be cleaned out? A yard to rake? Something?
And secondly, why do these terms lead to my blog? I have one picture of 2 nude people playing Scrabble on a beach. I can’t decide if I should save you time by providing the link to it so all you voyeurs out there can get right to it and get on to something more productive, or if I should withhold it to encourage you to spend more time on my blog.